BoofaDrood FAQ

Hi I am Kaboofa and I'm writing a drood faq.

Some droods liek don't liek bar form, especially when the drood isn't level 70 (no burning crusade lol)

People say "GO BAR FORM AND TANK!!!" when running SM, but they are Huntards that don't know how not to let the droodbar get some aggro :(

Then the huntards take all loots by mashing 'need' :(

Even when boofabear needs some gear :(

Some people say "Hay!  If you're a good droodbar then you don't need to worry about dps and us takeing aggro!!!!!"



But I don't liek being a bar dood, I like being catdrood and MOONKIN DROOD! 
So I'm not gud at pulling aggro!!  (the priest dies lol)

Bar droods is have one good thing!  They do BARDANCE!
Cow droods do lectric slide :D

Exibet 1: Dancing Bars and Trianea danceing lectric slide :D

Maybe it's just girlcows that do lectric slide, because my frend Pendragoon
shuffles :O

My frend Trianea (orrange)  is cool huntard, she makes her gun go "pew pew pew" 
and it shoots bad guyse :o  Her pet is naymed DESTRUCTOR!!!!!!1!!  She has best 
pet name :D

ItalianIce (rayd) is cool huntard too, but she yells at me at work :( 
"NHEARERAAH FIX COMPUTARS!!!!"  Then I yell back "I AM GOING ONSITE!!!!"  She has
cool pet named gardenhose after jefe the gardenhose, but her gardenhose is a kot!!
NOT A GARDENHOSE LOL!
She has bor pet named "BEAR" because I told her :D :D 

Ppiinnkk (prupal) is a heeling drood, she casts HEELING TUCH! (but not in a 'nono
touch' way LOL)  when she gets to be strong drood she turns into TREE OF LIEF!!!
Ppiinnkk is my sister LOL I tried to tell her 'be feral!!!' but she sayed 'NO >:('
Then I was sad :(

Exibet 2: Tree (simulashun of level 70 ppiinnkk (she has burning croosayd :( (I 
give it to her for CHRISTMAS LOL))!



Bar droods also look cool AND SCAREY!!!!!
But that doesn't make up for stupid huntards >:|
Exibet 14: Bar drood RAWRING and BEING SCAREY!!!!


Moonkin drood is fun because it's liek mage minus the suck (owlbears can go 
cow form and heel!!)  (also spamming moonfier! (but roots is neat (also is 
wrath (also is moonkin dance on mailbox!!!!)))


Exibet 3: I should make guild named <Dancing Moonkin>


Some people REALLY LUV DROODS!!!  But they are not droods!!!!
Exibet 4: Dejaa really luvs droods :o


Cat drood is fun too, because they go voooooooooooooooooo and turn invisibal :D
Exibet 5: cat drood yawning when vroooooooooooooed (yawning because its 4:30 in
the morning LOL GOTO SLEEP!!!!)


My friend Jay has "ill nasty resto druid"
Him and Stephan CLAIM LM in ARATHI BASYN!!!!
Aliance run to LM and go "Oh SHIT! IT'S THAT ILL NASTY RESTO DROOD!!!" then RUN
AWAY HAHAHAHAAH!!!!

My friend Pendragoon is a STRONG DROOD too!!!
He LIEKS bar form!!  Because he RUNS KARA EVERY NITE
WITH HIS GUILD!!!!
He doesn't want to do dancing with kaboofa :( :( :( 
They say "Hay Pendragoon pleez be a bar and tank Kara!" and he says "Ok!"
Then Jay goes 'lolol you tank liek a bitch!!!'
Then Kam says ' :( no I don't Jay :( '

Kaboofa will not tank kara he will go to REDRIDGE MOUNTENS and BECOME A LEGENTD!!!!

TODAY(Jan 331 OF TWOTHUSEND ATE!) Kaboofa CHANGED DREEMS!  (THX TO SOMETHING AWFEL FORMS! :D :D :D )

Now kaboofa will be a LEGAND!

PUNCHING THINGS TO DEAF LOL

Figurer 6: Punchang wolf to deaf for saying teh shiny new wedding drayse[5] maeks me look fat >:(

[5] Davve MAYD IT! :D
So summarize:

1) Boofa doesn't liek bar.
1a)      except owlbar
2) Boofa lieks cat :D
2a)      wow needs owlcat!!!
3) Alamo is good teecher :D  I know everything I learned from his FAQ!